To: DJ Black Adam (former Marine)
From: Blackbeard the 5th, President Pirates Union Local 307
Good Morning DJ Black Adam:I am writing you today because of your service and dedication to naval traditions as a former Marine, and because you, unlike CNN, would publish my letter.Could you please get folks to stop calling the Somali pirates, "Pirates"?
Seriously, they have done a great disservice to our proud traditions. As my Great, Great, Great, Great, Grand pa used to say: "If ye see a British Warship, ya Go the OTHER way lad!"
I am speaking regarding this recent article from the AP: HERE.OK, come on, they fired on a US Warship?
Seriously THIS SHIP:
Fired on THIS SHIP?
Don't get me wrong, we Pirates love a fight, and I love a David and Goliath story as much as the next pirate, but come on?These Somali need to either A. Cease and Desist from calling themselves Pirates, OR, Join the Union and get proper training, access to pirate seminars, and of course their monthly subscription to "Arrrgghh" Magazine so they can represent properly.
Thank you in advance DJ Black Adam, for publishing my Letter.
Blackbeard the 5th, President, Local 307
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