At the request of my blog sister Los Angelista, another open letter to Patrick J. Fitzgerald United States Attorney:
Patrick J. Fitzgerald United States Attorney
United States Attorney's Office Northern District of Illinois Eastern Division
219 S. Dearborn St., 5th Floor
Chicago, IL 60604
Phone: (312) 353-5300 Fax: (312) 353-2067
Dear Mr. Fitzgerald,
Since it seems like your colleague, David E. Nahmias, United States Attorney Northern District of Georgia is getting more press than you (undeservedly so in my opinion) as he is prosecuting T.I. on weapons charges (why he hasn’t brought charges against T.I. for his sorry arse production skills is still a mystery to me), I suggest you bring charges against JAY Z!
He always seems to brag about how he “came up” selling drugs in his songs, since he recently performed these types of songs at a concert at the House of Blues in Chicago, can’t you have the US Marshalls, DEA, ATF or the FBI Arrest him? Besides should calling yourself “Jigga” be enough to arrest someone? At least can some rabbinical court press charges against him for having the audacity to call him self H.O.V.A.?
I’m just saying, get back in the game and arrest “Jigga”!
Anyway, keep up the good work!
Your fan DJ Black Adam